Most popular men

Its not a survey, but I just googled some people and ranked them according to number of pages.

1. Steve Jobs (130,000,000)
2. Christ (114,000,000)
3. Bill Gates (60,500,000)
4. Michael Jordon (56,500,000)
5. Shakespeare (54,400,000)
6. Mozart (49,800,000)
7. Hitler (41,000,000)
8. Einstein (40,000,000)
9. Schumacher (25,700,000)
10. Gandhi (21,400,000)

Interesting to see that Steve Jobs has the maximum hits and that too by a margin.

Notify me if you find someone in between. There is a caveat that the pages might be for other people also who share the same name, but i guess they will be very less than the intented ones.

Not so long ago

when I was a child:

1. I used to love math problems, more than now.
2. Doing complex calculations used to be my favourite hobby and way of entertaining people.
3. Not so surprisingly, I used to love solving puzzles.
4. But, I used to hate the scenario sitting with hundreds of kids and competing for some covetous reward. I rather liked of being on my own and doing it for fun or challange and not competing.
5. I used to like all the detective serials and Byomkesh Bakshi was my favourite.
6. I used to be afraid of strangers and didnt talk to them untill I had seem them long enough. That is why I didnt talk to many people.
7 . I liked to be on my own rather than with people.
8 . I had dreams of being alone in this world and then eating and doing whatever and whenever I want.
9. I used to wet my pants when nervous, till quite late.
10. I used to love my mum a lot more. Now I can see her shortcomings also.
11. I used to consider my father a stranger till quite late when, he saved me from drowning in a water fall. Then, I realised he is indeed a friendly man.

I read "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon, and it refreshed me with my childhood memories.

Trishula

The three pointed weapon can kill a man.
The sidemost kills the soul.
The other side one is the one which kills the heart.
The middle one kills the mind.

The difference in the length of the spears, is the difference in the time, when each of the part is killed.

And the difference in the time when the soul and heart is killed to when the mind is killed, is the duration of our life.

So, trishula is the cause of the life we are leading. With our heart and soul killed at birth, waiting for the mind to die.

Whosoever, can win over this trishula only, can try to live, otherwise we all are androids.

a poem

Oh you girl, do you have love for me
Oh you begger, do you have a penny for me
Oh you friend, do you have a reason for being with me
Oh you teacher, can you give me some wisdom
Oh you preacher, shut the fuck up
Oh you leader, get over your desires
Oh you lover, is there any lust left over in you
Oh you scientist, do you think your science will help any poor
Oh you human, are you human ?
Oh you musician, better listen to your soul
Oh you money grabber, do you know you are going to die one day
Oh you, party harder, cause no one will remember you, once you die.
Oh you student, free yourself from your ambitions.
Oh you the greatest, dont be so happy, nobody loves you.

Uncyclopedia

A very interesting link: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page. It is NOT the more famous wikipedia, but it has very humourous definitions. Some of the few I read and devoured:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_America

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Worldmap.jpg

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sex

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky

Enjoy.